1. It is TOEWS (taves), not TOES. If you say it wrong, you will be eternally shunned.
2. Tazer is our captain, forever and always. He would look wrong wearing any other sweater.
3. Yes, Kaner is kind of a hot-headed, arrogant little bitch. But he is our hot-headed arrogant little bitch.
Trigger Warning: “In my freshman year of college, I went to a party (I never was a party-person, but everyone - including my parents - told me to ‘get out there’ and be more social, so I did) I was roofied and raped of my virginity. I didn’t tell my family because even though it wasn’t my fault, I still feel ashamed. I won’t lie and say that event hasn’t effected my life, because it has. But watching Veronica Mars comforted me, and she gives me hope that one day whoever did that to me will suffer for it.”
Note: Anon, if you would prefer I used a different picture, given the nature of hte confession, please let me know.

